In September, 1931, the Irving family - James, Margaret and daughter Voirrey (13) - claimed to hear persistent scratching and rustling noises behind their farmhouse's wooden wall panels. At first they thought it was a rat, but then the unseen creature began making different sounds, sometimes spitting like a ferret, or growling like a dog, or gurgling like a baby. The creature soon revealed an ability to speak, and introduced itself as Gef, a mongoose. It claimed to have been born in New Delhi, India, in 1852. According to Voirrey, who was the only person to see him properly, Gef was the size of a small rat, with yellowish fur and a large bushy tail (the Indian mongoose is in reality much larger than a rat and does not have a bushy tail).
Gef variously claimed to be "an extra extra clever mongoose", an "earthbound spirit" and "a ghost in the form of a weasel". He once said, "I am a freak. I have hands and I have feet, and if you saw me you'd faint, you'd be petrified, mummified, turned into stone or a pillar of salt!" Voirrey Irving, who took Gef under her wing, died in 2005. In an interview published late in life, she maintained that Gef was not her creation.
HatersNightmare
The puppets of Satan have already built a monument to warn us of the New World Order
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KingBooDaGhost
What?